TS Park -- The Most Dangerous
Park in America
Help! They killed Sandburg!
|Best cop TS Park has to offer, despite tendency for jaw-clenching, dropping his gun, and inability to control his hormones. Has wrecked a LOT of vehicles. Has a cat for an imaginary friend. Often seen with his mouth hanging open. Has a hard head in more than one sense.|
|Endearing anthropologist/police observer who eats weird food, talks a lot, gets lost easily, carries a backpack, and charms women. Should stay away from fountains and ponds.|
|Crotchety police captain who barks, yells, bosses, and will someday die of an ulcer or a heart attack. Chews cigars, lit or unlit. Cannot be the star of an episode unless shot first.|
|Expert at disarming things that go boom, or getting away before they do go boom.|
|Easy-going cop, never seen dressed in a suit (with a one-time exception of a tux). Nickname Don Cornelius.|
|GQ cop, almost always dressed in a suit and/or suspenders. Remains good-looking despite bloody facial wounds.|
|Aussie inspector with frequently changing hairdo. Martial arts trained. Quickly figured out that pink dingo does not equal good fashion in the U.S.|
|Has no patience for bad guys who kidnap his friends. Uses shoe polish generously. Prefers primitive weapons including crossbows and blow darts. Large machine guns also acceptable.|
|It's about friendship.|
Disclaimer: The TS Park people vaguely resemble characters from The Sentinel, which belongs to Paramount and Pet Fly. Their personalities are much nicer than the characters from South Park, which belongs to Comedy Central. No copyright infringement is intended.
These characters lovingly drawn by Robyn and Becky using Paint Shop Pro. Robyn also designed the page and the border. They do not approve of South Park's raunchiness, but simply thought it would be fun to create some South Park-like likenesses for their favorite TV show.
South Park parodies of Babylon 5, Crusade, and Star Trek Voyager.